Posted 6 days ago

me at friends house

  1. friend: so... what do u wanna do
  2. me: idk its ur house
  3. friend: idk ur the guest
  4. me: idk its ur house
Posted 6 days ago

Real back to school essentials


• Headphones
• 3 interesting facts about yourself
• a slightly exaggerated story about what you did this summer

Posted 1 week ago


im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

(Source: canadad)

Posted 1 week ago


feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever

Posted 3 weeks ago


ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash)

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 1 month ago


you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

Posted 1 month ago


sleep is for the people without internet access

Posted 1 month ago


there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

Posted 1 month ago


Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)

Posted 1 month ago

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

Posted 1 month ago


*gives friend advice from an anime*

(Source: l-uffy)

Posted 1 month ago


I will defend my favorite character faster than myself

(Source: cloningclub)

Posted 1 month ago



getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Posted 2 months ago


was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me